Grr.

Hehehe, proof that I may just have been dropped(maybe purposely) on the head, when I was a baby. I was at the supermarket recently, at the checkout counter. There was this woman in front of me. Yeah, she was well fit, but thats another story.

Anyway, well she dropped her keys while fumbling for her wallet. Being the gentleman that I am, I immediately reached to retrieve it and then handed it back to her with a big smile on my face. She was impressed and smiled back at me and said a warm "Thank you!"

In my head, I was thinking of something cool and charming to say. The first phrase in my mind was "No problem" but the phrase "Any time" sounded good. I ended up saying....No time.

The lady looked up at me like I was the biggest dumbass the world had ever seen. She was all like "Huh? No time?"

From cool to fool. Jeez...No time? what the hell was I thinking!! I've got a good mind to complain to child services that my parents may have abused my mentally.